It's Brad freakin' Pitt. This guy has been America's most handsome man for who knows how long. He's a dream boat that never sinks. Even at his worst, he's better than pretty much everyone else's best. Dad bod Pitt is still who 90% of the world wants to date. And even then, he couldn't handle it. I think he's just got a bit of perfectionism going on. Even outside of his looks, he's a great actor and has so much fame, even his brother can ride the coat tails.
Brad's dating history is made up of almost entirely famous people. It's also so long I could write a news paper dedicate to it. Instead, I'm just going to bring up the big ones, starting with Jill Schoelen. They were only engaged for three months before she ditched him for a director, but it marks the end of Brad being in the Pitts.
After many famous girlfriends, Pitt thought he'd settle down with Gwyneth Paltrow. This is one of the big ones. It's the first time he and a girlfriend were the iconic Hollywood couple. Pitt and Paltrow made movies popular just by being in them. Unfortunately, they never got past engaged.
Next up on the block was Jennifer Aniston, probably one of the few people's who can claim to have as much fame as Brad Pitt. This was the early 2000's and these two were another example of Hollywood's iconic couple. Then, in 2005, they divorced and that was that.
In 2014, it was time. He had let the press die down, there was no reason to believe there would be another iconic supercouple. That's when Pitt struck and got us with Angolina Jolie! A couple so iconic, so powerful that they became the definition of famous husband and wife. They made it cool to adopt kids from 3rd world countries. If you look up "Supercouple" on Wikipedia, this is who you find. Movies were made just to put both of them in it. Everywhere they went, they left a wake of broken hearts. People were calling them Brangelina and they couldn't go anywhere without a cavalcade of cameras following them. And then, after their time was up and the blood contract was complete, they divorced.
That got a little cultish at the end, but I'll tell you why. Brad Pitt looks so good for a man in his fifties, but look at Jolie. That is a woman sapped of her youth. Pitt must have some voodoo shit that brings him back to perfect. It's probably why his style mimics whoever he dates, as if he must become them to take from them. Or I'm a crazy person, you decide.